05 May 2008 @ 11:09 pm
War, explosions and chocolate.  
So in the office today we discovered that one of the producers had brought back a couple of boxes of chocolate from Taiwan. A couple of very... strange boxes of chocolate. With rather... interesting packaging. Named... PLAYCHOCO.



"Oh no, they didn't," you think.

Oh yes, they did.



To be honest we were actually disappointed that you couldn't unroll it to eat it like the genuine article. It was delicious, though. Pity that I've been spoilt by Hershey's dark chocolate Kisses so this came across as a tad too... creamy for me.

*is shot*

not with Irish cream

unfortunately

I made a couple more sketches in my Moleskine for the b00bies doujin anthology. I was trying to move on to incidentals & stuff, because where I fail in comicking it is at the backgrounds and prop details. VERDICT: I still fail at backgrounds and prop details.

An exercise in I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I AM DOING. Can't you tell I've never designed any mech in my life, ever? And then, all of a sudden, I realize I need long shots of a flying research institute and I don't know how to draw one. I grabbed a reference book on futuristic cars and spaceships from the office, but all the designs were so sleek and globular and totally at odds with the sharp, blocky designs in b00bies. In the end I gave up and drew a compromise of both. Which looks utterly fucking retarded. I was supposed to draw front/back and top views as well but by the time I finished this was so sick of it that I went I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IN MY HEAD AND I CAN DRAW IT FROM ANY ANGLE SO THERE. OTL


"Kiss me, Allelujah Haptism." "But you're like..." "NOW." "...you're like, six."


I was trying to practise drawing the interior of the spaceship because Kira knows I cannot draw backgrounds to save my life (the one time I tried to draw a 2-page DN doujin, I spent more time on the background of 1 panel than I did the rest of the comic). After this I have decided to cop out and make it all look futuristic and spacey by having every bulkhead look like it was stolen from the set of Star Trek, i.e. Spartan and bland. YOSH.

...and no, I'm not actually writing shotacon for the anthology. You only wish.

Perverts.




Now, anybody want to write me AlleTie shotacon involving the use of chocolate condoms? Anybody? Anybody? ....no? ...........er, what?
 
 
i am currently: devious
 
 
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Will: Green Lantern[info]hellblazer on May 5th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
I like your space station. The design reminds me a lot of a Gunstar, which is one of my favorite ship designs ever.

Does the back ring rotate for gravitational effects?

PS -- If you mail me a chocolate condom, I will love you forever.

PPS -- Speaking of mailing, did you ever figure out what you were going to do about getting that thumb-drive you were looking at?
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Me: Like A Dream[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
Yep, the back ring rotates :D

I'm not sure it would survive the shipping! The chocolate ones are all gone anyway, now there are only the strawberry ones left D:


My friends and I did manage to figure it out, but then we kind of never did anything about it OTL
(b00bies!) - [info]hellblazer on May 6th, 2008 01:54 pm (UTC) Expand
☆ Listen to my song!: Link & Toon Link: WHAT THE SHIT D:[info]michanu on May 5th, 2008 03:39 pm (UTC)
I think my brain just died just looking at that.

Thank goodness nobody is around me at work as I look at this. Thank goodness I work early shifts, too *w* hahahaha
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): House: *puppy eyes*[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
*hugs* BAHAHAHA but it's just chocolate candy! Innocent chocolate candy!!
Her Infernal Majesty: bashir-awesome[info]coyoterose on May 5th, 2008 04:03 pm (UTC)
I want one of those chocolate condoms! XD
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Desu noto: Madonna/Mello Gradient[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 03:46 am (UTC)
THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME CHOCOLATE CONDOMS
mangaka_chan: Sigh[info]mangaka_chan on May 5th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
I fail at drawing perspectives too. >>;; What I usually end up doing is drawing a sketch of a reference image I find online and copying it via light box onto my draft. It's time consuming and frustrating as hell but it does sorta work. ^^;;
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): House: Are These People...?[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:05 am (UTC)
I don't have a lightbox and sure can't afford one. Besides, it's kind of hard to find references for something that exists only in my head XD

But I think I get what you mean.

I'd like to learn to draw perspective, though, hence the forced practice...
(b00bies!) - [info]mangaka_chan on May 6th, 2008 04:38 am (UTC) Expand
Cedara: *cheerful* (DoctorWho-Ten)[info]cedara on May 5th, 2008 04:52 pm (UTC)
*sees the chocolate and giggles*

ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Desu noto: L == Androgynous Sexy Flowers[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
Brilliant, isn't it? What I wouldn't give for a chocolate IUD. Oh actually that's kind of gross. Nevermind.
i pilot robots on the internet![info]hapes on May 5th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
Now, I wasn't in the crazy fandom back when the show was airing, but is bringing Wing back related to condoms?
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): The Balkans: Nothing Here To Run From[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
God no *laughs* Sorry to confuse you-- that was just a note I scribbled down on the back of a script during a reading session. Wing is one of the guest characters on the show I'm working on and we were joking about bringing her back because she's so cool. I was just using the script as a background because my table is dark brown. XD
Masao: Allelujah & Tieria (ed2)[info]kitare on May 5th, 2008 05:21 pm (UTC)
xD that choco thing looks cute.

Any kind of AlleTie works for me.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Gaimanverse -- Depressing Dream.[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:11 am (UTC)
Even if it's 10 year old Alle and six week old Tieria? XD
(b00bies!) - [info]kitare on May 6th, 2008 04:54 am (UTC) Expand
Look at these adorable lesbians[info]lysimachia on May 5th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
I see your chocolate comdoms and raise you a penis made of Blackpool rock (candy) that I saw on a school trip. I didn't buy one for myself (couldn't keep a straight face) but one of my friends did. They'll make anything won't they?

I suck at mecha drawing too. Buildings in perspective, fine, but ask me to draw a spaceship or a robot and it goes to pot.

*giggles at comic and your comment* I'm sure they're saving you a special seat, lol.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: IT WAS SELF DEFENSE OKAY[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)
Heh-- just as bad as the penis straws, I think. I know those exist-- I've seen pictures-- but I'm to chicken to Google "penis straws" to find them again.

I can't draw buildings. At all T____T
Tey Ishikawa  日々妄想: Vadercon[info]moogle_tey on May 5th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
What does that say? "A sweet place for SweetHeart" ?!?!?!
XD!!!

Also, your DJ sketches? Fantastibar. I am in awe. O_O
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Metallichia[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:22 am (UTC)
YES! IT DOES SAY THAT! You have sharp eyes <3
synthetic_worms: ASAFIEJKSJ KIDS[info]synthetic_worms on May 5th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
I would do about anything for that chocolate. Also you spoil me with that art and caption. I'm gosh Allelujah if you're gonna have morals then you could be at least,/i> more firm.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies: Phallic Imagery[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)
Well, he is firm, but not in the ways that you are suggesting.



...*SHOT*
catastrophe & the cure: G00 ★Curiosity[info]swirling_chaos on May 5th, 2008 09:55 pm (UTC)
Mmm, suggestive chocolate. *drools*

I used to be pretty good at drawing mechs and robots and stuff as a kid, but it's been so many years since I've picked up a pencil I don't know if I can do it anymore.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Football -- Celebrate[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:26 am (UTC)
Nah, I think drawing, like knowing how to drive or ride a bike, is a skill that doesn't go away that easy. \o/
"The Vigil Hunter - ℛobert"[info]zerorevenge on May 5th, 2008 10:15 pm (UTC)
._.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Me: MUAA HA HA HA HA HA HA![info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:27 am (UTC)
Sorry!

I won't let the bad chocolate condoms hurt you!

XD
(b00bies!) - [info]zerorevenge on May 6th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC) Expand
Termagant Alecto-chan of Acrimony: COCK! COCK![info]optical_nerve on May 5th, 2008 10:28 pm (UTC)
That is not candy.

That is a frightening, molding condom.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): O-Zone: Arsenie CROTCHSHOT![info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:28 am (UTC)
ACK YOUR ICON AGAIN

I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT
Rockabilly Autopsy: Shanda the Panda - Yoyo BX cheer by me[info]moonjaguar on May 5th, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
Those Playchocos are priceless. They'd make killer party favors.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): The Balkans: Island Paradise[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:28 am (UTC)
Or killer gag gifts. <3
Xandri the Gate-pirate: Heroes - lol[info]xandri on May 5th, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
Man, the "you're like, six" cracked me up more than the chocolate not-condom. XD
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: DISCO HAROBALL[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)
Wouldn't YOU be creeped out if you were being hit on by a six year old with a fisheye stare and glasses half the size of his face? No matter how pretty he looks?

XD
(b00bies!) - [info]xandri on May 7th, 2008 01:28 am (UTC) Expand
Wendy: Lockon[info]middysama on May 6th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Owww my brain XDD I don't know which hurt it more, the chocolate or the shotacon action XDD I think the drawing is pretty good same goes for the background!! Oh and btw thanks for adding me back :3
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- MetalliPod[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 04:30 am (UTC)
LOL! Maybe the chocolate shotacon action?

And it was no problem XD
thurisaz83[info]thurisaz83 on May 6th, 2008 05:19 am (UTC)
*small voice* it looks like a cross between serenity and the penis bazooka. xD
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: DAKARA-- *AI* DA[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 02:26 pm (UTC)
Serenity? Really? I thought Serenity had a... odder look. I was actually gunning more for a B5-ish look actually.
pigtail78: Alle_cookie[info]pigtail78 on May 6th, 2008 07:24 am (UTC)
The first thought when I saw the chocolate 'condom' was that the puckered part looked like the anal sphincter (or chocolate starfish). XD

Your penis bazooka looks pretty good (I also suck at drawing mechanical stuff). But your two fuselages below the cannon look like um...like nutsacks. ^^;;; My mind is strange today.

Awww....6 year old Tchan bossing Alle around is so cute! :3 Kiss him nao, or fear his wrath! XD *pinches those adorable chubby cheeks*

And your ship interior background looks fine...it looks futuristic enough. *thumbs up*

ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: DISCO HAROBALL[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
You're even dirtier than I am, then XD

Don't put the word "penis" and "suck" in the same line, dear. Right before "nutsacks" XD XD

I like tiny imperious >:( face T-chan.
(b00bies!) - [info]pigtail78 on May 6th, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC) Expand
♥ Kanki ♥: Kobato // Kobato [info]kanki_yamato on May 6th, 2008 09:52 am (UTC)
Ok,now I have see all in my life,really!

Shota!Tieria is so cute!!! <3
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Gaimanverse -- Depressing Dream.[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
"I have seen condom-shaped chocolates. My life is complete. Now, I can die in peace."


XD
Chaco[info]lechaco on May 6th, 2008 12:09 pm (UTC)
XDDDDDDD condom-shaped choco XDDDD *___*

mecha is so hard to draw ;_; so I empathize.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Amano: The Alien[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 02:31 pm (UTC)
IT IS T____T and I'm not even drawing mobile suits. D:
Poelekie de Vries[info]logpoes on May 6th, 2008 01:43 pm (UTC)
I've seen condoms that are chocolate flavoured, but condom-shaped chocolates? LOL!
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Ferris Wheel[info]misshallelujah on May 6th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
I've seen condoms that are chocolate flavoured

Chocolate? REALLY? All I've ever seen are strawberry/fruit flavored ones. XD
Poelekie de Vries[info]logpoes on May 6th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)
Yup! I live in Amsterdam, where we have the Condomerie, they sell everything condom/safe sex-related you could ever imagine. I think they even have condoms that are chocolate-mint and chocolate-orange flavoured! :-)

Edit: this should have been posted as a reply of course. Anally retentive? Me? Nahhh! ;-P

Edited at 2008-05-06 02:43 pm (UTC)
Liz[info]anoyo on May 6th, 2008 03:26 pm (UTC)
Uhm, uhm, THAT IS HYSTERICAL. They should totally sell those here. I would be very happy.

Also, li'l tykes picture?

*dies laughing*
Baka Neko[info]bakanekosama on May 6th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
XD I wasn't thinking of condoms until I read the comments. Uh...interesting. I'd like to try one. ^^

Oh, CHIBI T-chan!
Susan Wong[info]susanscookietin on May 7th, 2008 12:04 pm (UTC)
"o>
Hi JY

You don't know me, but I like your post. May I add you as a friend on my LJ?

Miaxi!
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): House: Is Totally 8 Years Old[info]misshallelujah on May 7th, 2008 01:56 pm (UTC)
Re: "o>
Sure you may! Warning, though, I usually post less than coherent stuff, as so evidenced by this entry.... Oo;