07 May 2008 @ 10:18 pm
More chocolate condoms and TinyTieria. The two not actually related.  


I think it's settled by now that I want to adopt TinyTieria. Even though he'd kick me and tell me that I'm unfit to be his mommy. I would love and adore him anyway. And anyway I'd know he secretly loves me back on the inside.


So, folks, want to know what's better than a chocolate condom?


A pink strawberry-flavored chocolate condom


 
 
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小雪: [entourage] the young and crazy[info]koyuki_san on May 7th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
I thought it was the Playboy bunny ears as the pic was loading.

Edited at 2008-05-07 02:26 pm (UTC)
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Amano: D -- Passion[info]misshallelujah on May 7th, 2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
Well, it's pretty much the illustration of a girl in a bunny suit, so... XD
The Queen of Lame and Typo Errors.: hatsune miku || moeeeeeee[info]aestalitz on May 7th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)
I'd eat that condom. XD And speaking of eating... I was a dumb kid when younger and when I chanced upon condoms, I thought those were candy. Because they're strawberry-flavoured. :o

If that circle thing on kid!Tieria's abdomen area was any lower, I'd have weird thoughts.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Cup Stillness[info]misshallelujah on May 7th, 2008 03:03 pm (UTC)
Well, you're MEANT to eat it, I think. Trying to use it to prevent conception would result in a shotgun wedding, I think.

It also totally doesn't help that they put them at the checkout counter with all the other candy!!

You're tempting me to make it lower *eyebrow waggle* WAIT, WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT. *repeatedly hits you over the head with a rolling pin* YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILD, YOU PERVERT!!!!!one
The Queen of Lame and Typo Errors.: labrador/teito || zomg flower!Frau D:[info]aestalitz on May 7th, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
And it'll be a total waste to put it into your vagina. D:

Yes! With all the Mentos and Cadbury bars and all that stuff. When I asked my elder brother what condoms were, he said "NEVERMIND" :( No one would educate me. (Funny how I never saw all those "ribbed for extra pleasure" etc until I know what condoms are for.)

W-what it was the first thing I saw IT WAS ALL UR FAULT. ALSO I LIKE SHOUTA, SO.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE[info]misshallelujah on May 7th, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)
Well, unless you were trying to convince someone to eat it out again *shifty eyes*

Oh MAN. How old were you? How old was your brother? What an awkward question! XD



....I AM GETTING AN INTERNET RESTRAINING ORDER TO MAKE SURE YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY INNOCENT COMPLETELY IMAGINARY FICTIONAL ANIME CHILD. SHOO! BEGONE, YOU DEVILRESS!

Edited at 2008-05-07 03:16 pm (UTC)
Will: Daredevil Pie[info]hellblazer on May 7th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)
I'm really tempted to bust some google-fu and see if I can find a website from which I can order these condom candies...

... but I'm not quite brave enough to plug any permutation of the phrase "chocolate condom" into Google.
Will: OH NOES![info]hellblazer on May 7th, 2008 02:58 pm (UTC)
Gah! Did not close html tag! I am dumb!
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Sam Meep[info]misshallelujah on May 7th, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
It's the same fear that made me not want to hit up Google Images for pictures I once saw of "penis straws".
Will: Simon Pegg[info]hellblazer on May 7th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
Wow. NOTHING good would come of that.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): O-Zone: Arsenie CROTCHSHOT![info]misshallelujah on May 7th, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)
Pretty much, yeah.

Then again, it might provide a few hours of horrified entertainment. But only if you're that sort of masochist.
pigtail78: Chibi G00 I-Dolls[info]pigtail78 on May 7th, 2008 03:09 pm (UTC)
Bawww....Tchan looks so cute in his little onesie outfit! XD If the circle were lower, I'd assume it's a handy opening for convenience when he goes pee-pee. *^_^*


Hehee...I think everyone will be wanting to get hold of your wee lil' Tchan to kidnap and snorgle. >D I'd snag little Alle too, cause he's just as adorable! X3
pigtail78: Lockcow[info]pigtail78 on May 7th, 2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
Forgot to add...the strawberry chocolate condom looks like a nipple or a puckered udder! XD bwahahahaha!!!
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: Sad puppy Lockon :([info]misshallelujah on May 7th, 2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
If the circle were lower, I'd assume it's a handy opening for convenience when he goes pee-pee. *^_^*


...what makes you think he pees standing up?! Oo;

XD


KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHILD YOU HORRID WENCH *smacks with a flyswatter*

No, not overpossessive mommy at all. Why?
The Renegade Who Had It Made: Patrick scored![info]jukebox_hero on May 7th, 2008 04:37 pm (UTC)
...what makes you think he pees standing up?! Oo;

Diet Coke burns when it comes out your nose. XD
andidp[info]andidp on May 7th, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
*snort* i agree! although everything tends to burn when she makes me snort stuff out my nose lately!
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Me: Crazy Like Whoa[info]misshallelujah on May 8th, 2008 12:54 am (UTC)
To qualify-- I think Diet Coke just... burns in general, because it's Diet Coke, and so therefore THAT IS NOT MY FAULT. :D
andidp[info]andidp on May 8th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
ok babe, ya got a point there ... lol
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: Meisters! At the Disco[info]misshallelujah on May 8th, 2008 12:53 am (UTC)
Okay, so I managed to somehow conflate the images of standing up peeing, Diet Coke burning, and a nose, to result in me wanting to run for the mindbleach. Then remembering that mindbleach doesn't actually exist. MAKE ME UNTHINK IT OH GOD
The Renegade Who Had It Made: Tieria has a nice ass[info]jukebox_hero on May 7th, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
*kidnaps Tiny!Tieria and snuggles him and pinches his cheeks* XD

The candy condom makes me want to go to Condom Kingdom and get some penis candies. OM NOM NOM.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Dean Mourning[info]misshallelujah on May 8th, 2008 12:55 am (UTC)
YOU YOU! CHILDNAPPER! COME BACK WITH MY BABYYYY~~~


Also, penis candles? OMG FLAMING PENII
catastrophe & the cure: Misc ★ GTFO[info]swirling_chaos on May 7th, 2008 05:02 pm (UTC)
You're really making me want to order some of these. Too bad the import store across the street doesn't carry any. :(
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies: GOATSETSUNA TIEM[info]misshallelujah on May 8th, 2008 12:57 am (UTC)
Yeah, they don't sell them locally here either. My colleague got them from Taiwan and now they're all gone (snacks don't last in my workplace).
Look at these adorable lesbians[info]lysimachia on May 7th, 2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
So cute. And grumpy. Grumpy kids look really cute, but they can be hard to deal with. XD

ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies: Tieria Is A Woman[info]misshallelujah on May 8th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC)
I'd be like Lockon and just go "NAWWW SO CUTE AND PUSHY" and then pat him on the head. And hope he doesn't kick me.
Wendy: Lockon[info]middysama on May 7th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
Nyaaa Tieria wearing pjs!! X3 lol I bet he'd say you're unfit to tuck him in XP Oh great now I really want to try that candy O_O I mean strawberry + chocolate!
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Dean Hee[info]misshallelujah on May 8th, 2008 01:12 am (UTC)
Yeah, he probably would.

*tucks him in anyway*
Termagant Alecto-chan of Acrimony: COCK! COCK![info]optical_nerve on May 7th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
I'd eat that condom.

In more way than one OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

no I'm kidding I'd just eat it plainly.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Ferris Wheel[info]misshallelujah on May 8th, 2008 10:29 am (UTC)
Hehe SURE you would. SURE you would.

XD
ニコル: aya[info]greenglassroom on May 7th, 2008 08:42 pm (UTC)
Why do they not have these things at my local Asian food store? They look tasty.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): O-Zone: Arsenie CROTCHSHOT![info]misshallelujah on May 9th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
Probably for the same reason I can't find them in shops here even though I live in Asia-- they don't export. Perhaps they are still too small an outfit to export. BOO.
♥ Kanki ♥: Kobato // Kobato [info]kanki_yamato on May 7th, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
Tiny!Tieria is so lil!!XD How cute!!! <3 <3

I really wonder to know how many taste have that choco-condom...
I want Irish-chocolate next time!!
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies: SMACK THAT[info]misshallelujah on May 9th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
HA HA IRISH CREAM CHOCOLATE CONDOMS. ♥
mangaka_chan[info]mangaka_chan on May 7th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
Chibi T-chan looks cute &hearts Remembers she needs to start working on her own doujinshi for the anthology x_X

I wonder if they sell that type of chocolate in the states. Might be worth looking for in Asian super markets some of those stores can have the most random snacks I tell ya. :3
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Total Sex[info]misshallelujah on May 9th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
Heh-- do tell me if you find them.

Re: doujin-- MINNA GANBARIMASHO!
Xandri the Gate-pirate: Tieria - SO MUCH HATE[info]xandri on May 8th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
What's the giant circle on the front of his suit for? (BTW, I love his pose. It's totally not a six year old pose, but we all know he's no normal six year old. ... If he really is six.)
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Sam Watches Porn[info]misshallelujah on May 9th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
He's actually *shifty eyes* six weeks old in the storyline I'm writing.

The circle in the middle of his suit is where his special Care Bear hypnotising beam transmits from.


*SHOT*
Xandri the Gate-pirate: Lockon - smile[info]xandri on May 9th, 2008 05:10 am (UTC)
I thought Care Bears had Care Bear Stares of caring, but his would probably be more full of apathy. The Care Bear Glare. It's like being hit by a wave of disapproval.

YOU GET HIT BY TIERIA BEAR GLARE FOR 700 POINTS OF DAMAGE OH SHIT SON!

I'd love to read some slash fic where someone tells Lockon (or Allelujah, in your case, since you like the AlleTier) that Tieria's actually only a year or two old. XD I imagine Allelujah would probably blush a little bit and be like "Sou... desu ka? Eh heh heh..." and Lockon would probably say something about how it's cute. XD "Don't mind him, he's got a bad case of the Terrible Twos. He'll stop being so bitchy once he hits three."
Kristie: charlie[info]kristie_yvonne on May 8th, 2008 02:46 am (UTC)
I can't not laugh at the candy pics.. does it taste good? LOL
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Walking On The Road[info]misshallelujah on May 9th, 2008 02:23 am (UTC)
Delicious :D
ヤナギケン[info]yanagiken on May 8th, 2008 09:40 am (UTC)
XD The circle on his belly does give people bad thoughts. Except that he's six and my brain breaks.

I really really like kid!Alle up there, for some reason.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Electric Company[info]misshallelujah on May 9th, 2008 02:24 am (UTC)
Yeah he's six.

Weeks old.

I like the way Alle's clothes were done as well. And his legs. But that just makes me sound like a pervert.
ヤナギケン[info]yanagiken on May 9th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
...whut?

I assume he was made looking six years old, or did he just grow up super fast? xD

*nods* The way the clothes fold over his back, and his foot. he looks like he's got an awfully well-shaped arse