15 May 2008 @ 09:39 am
这是重点 (This is the important part.)  
Okay. So. Vitas. Fucken amazing Latvian-born Russian pop opera singer. Attempting to sing his Opera #2 is how I discovered that I have a separate head range in the whistle register that upsets my dogs when I sing it. This is a dude who can reach notes that sound like dolphins would use them to echolate, or as I said when I first watched the linked video: "My god, that man is a a walking, piano-playing whistling kettle".

Anyway, as [info]pigtail87 and I were discussing Allelujah's combined Russian/Chinese heritage the other day, I confessed that ever since I decided that Sergei was Alle's father somewhere early season 1, I've been wanting to do fanart of Alle in a hat and a scarf, standing one of the domes of St. Basil's Cathedral, singing Opera #2 (because in my head, Alle is a Russian countertenor who can totally sing operatic notes that would shatter glass in a hundred-foot radius).

Several digs on YouTube later, she found this amazing, hilarious video and showed it to me: a Taiwanese professional singer covering Opera #2 by dubbing it in a mixture of gibberish, Chinese, and Hokkien:



I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. Especially when he started singing "OMG cannot hear lyrics" in Hokkien.

(See, if you want to make a Singaporean laugh until their sides ache, all you'd have to do is to dub over everything in Hokkien. I found this out after [info]thurisaz83 and I were discussing Gundam dubbed in Cantonese, and I said, "Screw Cantonese, I want to hear b00bies dubbed in Hokkien." And then we tried translating a few choice phrases into Hokkien *coughIAMGUNDAMcough*. We took several minutes to catch our breaths after that.)

Anyway, fucking amazing video, as I said. I am incredibly impressed that he not only managed to hit every single note on key, he managed to do so while playing the acoustic guitar accompaniment. Fuck. Watch it and be wowed too.

While we're at it, here's the original live performance of Opera #2 that introduced me to the wonder that is Vitas back in 2006. This time with Russian and Chinese subs (not the nuclear sort).

The Chinese subs aren't all that accurate, though. I was under the impression that "Plachet opyat nado mnoy" means "it cries once again about me", and not "I cry once again", Jesus Christ, cases, people, cases.

Also: Il dolce suono. You know the opera song featured in the Fifth Element, one of my favorite cinematic sequences ever? Yes. That song. He covered it, which is something I only discovered the day before. Although the techno arrangement is different and sounds a bit like something Sarah Brightman would do. (I still prefer the version in the Fifth Element, though. The sopranista had a lot better control of her voice.)


...aaaaand that's your dose of utter randomness from yours truly for today.
 
 
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Becker[info]possibilities on May 15th, 2008 02:47 am (UTC)
I'm still not sure I believe that's actually a person's voice hitting those notes... I had always assumed it was an effect... o.O
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Desu noto: Madonna/Mello Punching[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure it's a person's voice :D At any rate, at least the Taiwanese guy is the real deal. There are multiple videos of him performing Opera #2 live & unplugged at his concerts. Sugoi yo ne.
GlingGlo[info]zutto on May 15th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
it was rumored that it was put together digitally, but it's been sang live by more than one person i believe (female, i mean)

catastrophe & the cure: G00 ★Curiosity[info]swirling_chaos on May 15th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
Wow, just listening to the decompressed youtube audio made my ears ring a little. What an amazing voice.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: LOCKON SQUEE![info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)
I know, right? Incredible stuff.
catastrophe & the cure: Misc ★ GTFO[info]swirling_chaos on May 15th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
I meant compressed. COMPRESSED.

...Time for bed. *facepillow*
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies: ZETSUBOUSHITAAA![info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 04:19 am (UTC)
*patpatpat*

IT'S OKAY!
GlingGlo[info]zutto on May 15th, 2008 03:32 am (UTC)
Oh, a singing Allelujah would be hysterical. He'd probably be too shy, and just blush and sing quietly..and then Hallelujah would burst right in and deliver an resonating operatic solo that almost molests you. :D
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies: Tieria Is A Woman[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
Oh, Halle singing opera would be so hot. I always think Alle, though, since Vitas does that angsty sadlook thing a lot during his MVs...
ヤナギケン[info]yanagiken on May 15th, 2008 03:53 am (UTC)
*imagines Setsuna all serious-faced and going "Wa4 xi3 kantang."*

*bursts a spleen trying not to laugh in the school library* :D (my mother used to call Gundam 'kantang' as in potato OTL)
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Brain *DIES*[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 04:18 am (UTC)
KANTANG!?!? WHAT A POTATO? HAHAHAHAH oh god cannot stop laughing I can see my mom doing this too.



But dude, he uses "ore", 'wa' wouldn't be enough.

It would be

LIM PEH SI KANTANG


My sis and I scared people on the street laughing so hard about it when it came up. Like

Setsuna: KANTANG
Lockon: Hah? Simi ar Setsuna?
Setsuna: Lim peh si kantang *flies away*
Lockon: EH? WAH LAN EH SETSUNA
*Alle and Tieria sneak off*
Lockon: LAN JIAO!!
Haro: KANA SAI KANA SAI
Lockon: KNNBCCB!!!!


....somebody needs to dub this >___>
thurisaz83[info]thurisaz83 on May 15th, 2008 05:27 am (UTC)
i showed my project-mates this. they are amused.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): b00bies S3: DAKARA-- *AI* DA[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
\o/ MARVELLOUS, THE INSANITY SPREADS XD
pigtail78: bazooka[info]pigtail78 on May 15th, 2008 05:40 am (UTC)
OMG, I just about died laughing! XD Esp when Lockon just yells LAN JIAO! and KNNBCCB! XD

It doesn't help that whenever I see Celestial Being being abbreviated to CB, I have a Beavis-like chuckle to myself. Immature, I know...eheh heh heh

Setsuna referring himself as Lim peh...bwahahahaha!

What other roflwtf G00 dialogues can we translate? XD
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Football -- Kaka Beautiful[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
Well, guess what I used to pronounce "chibi" as before I started learning Japanese.


....

>___>
小雪: [gundam 00] miles of smiles[info]koyuki_san on May 15th, 2008 11:06 am (UTC)
Setsuna referring himself as 'Lim Peh'. *cries* Hmm, but wouldn't Lockon say: Jin Kue Lan?

But someone really should dub it in Hokkien, like those crazy dubbed Hokkien videos.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- Dean Caryard[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 02:00 pm (UTC)
Yes but only us Hokkien speakers would get it. I don't think there are that many of us unfortunately *snorks*
ヤナギケン[info]yanagiken on May 15th, 2008 01:05 pm (UTC)
ZOMG. My sis in the shower asked me what I was laughing about, and I told her. Same hyena reaction. xD

Actually I can't understand the last line... *doesn't know much Hokkien* orz BUT IF THEY DUBBED IT I WILL GO LEARN HOKKIEN.

And, re. the first video: HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT THAT SORT OF SOUND WAS PRODUCED BY COMPUTERS.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Random: Jack The Outlaw[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 01:56 pm (UTC)
KNNBCCB == kan ni nah bu chao chee bye. I think you at least know what that means, no? If not, just get some post-NS friends to explain it to you *laughs evilly*

It gets even worse. [info]pigtail78 and I had a loltastic IM conversation in which we tried to translate more b00bies lines. We came up with:

TANOSHII YO NE, ARERUYA~~ == SONG BUAY, ALELUYA?!?!?!
(and of course ONNA!!! == CHA BOR!!!!!)
I want to embrace you, Gundam! == WA AI LAM LER GUNDAM
You are unfit to be a Gundam Meister == Le zou Gundam Meister si puah tang sai


I think we had more but my Hokkien is too lame to remember them XD

Bwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha XD
pigtail78: Lockcow[info]pigtail78 on May 15th, 2008 03:48 pm (UTC)
You forgot these I think...XD

Setsuna: Gu leng? (milk?)
Lockon: Wa chea lu! (it's on me) XD

Tieria: Setsuna F. Seiei, lu kee zhou siao-siao, wa ka teng seh/pak cheng lu see-see! (Setsuna F. Seiei, you go do something crazy and I will shoot you to death!)

XD



thurisaz83[info]thurisaz83 on May 18th, 2008 02:12 pm (UTC)
[info]sai_rin and i had a good laugh at the school computer over these. xD
thurisaz83[info]thurisaz83 on May 15th, 2008 05:34 am (UTC)
thanks to you, my project mates now think i'm completely insane. i burst out laughing at my computer and completely flailed to explain it. fortunately the girl next to me had squeed at my deathscythe wallpaper and indulged me in my gundam-spattered explanation.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): O-Zone: Arsenie CROTCHSHOT![info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 02:03 pm (UTC)
OH DEAR.

Oooh so you have a Wing fan in your project group too? XD
thurisaz83[info]thurisaz83 on May 18th, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
her brother is apparently a gunpla nut. she saw my deathscythe wallpaper and recognised it for a gundam and was all 'you play with/buy this stuff?! hey cool!'

i subsequently brought deathscythe to school and discovered several more squee-ers, including one who refers to wing as 'that really old series i watched as a kid'. not all of them are guys, either.
Look at these adorable lesbians[info]lysimachia on May 15th, 2008 09:59 am (UTC)
Flippin' heck, that guy has a high voice. He scared my housebunny, lol.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): Mira -- EXCUSE MOI?[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 02:08 pm (UTC)
He DOES. My dogs get spooked out by that range of noise issuing from a human mouth too XD
小雪: [inuyasha] under the blue sky[info]koyuki_san on May 15th, 2008 11:08 am (UTC)
THAT IS AMAZING. Really incredible that the guy's voice can reach that high.
ミス☆ハレルヤ (JY Yang): SPN -- MetalliPod[info]misshallelujah on May 15th, 2008 02:09 pm (UTC)
I know, right? Everyone I've ever shown the video to has gone "OMFG" to it!
Fiery the angels fell: Suu at the window[info]powercorrupts on May 15th, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
His voice is incredible.

I adore that opera that's in the Fifth Element. It's also in Gankutsuou, though I don't prefer the vocals in that version so much, and it spends more time with techno portions than on the actual opera parts.

Out of curiosity, what is the difference between head range and falsetto? I've been told all sorts of different things, and when you mentioned it I became curious again on the matter.
Xandri the Gate-pirate: Much - immediately happy[info]xandri on May 17th, 2008 02:15 pm (UTC)
Wow. I don't understand a word he's singing, but it was still hilarious, and I was amazed he could hit those notes. Fantastic!
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