This has got be be some kind of a joke.

Sidetracking while doing research on Wikipedia, I ended up on the entry for vampires, and found this incredible nugget of information.

In March 2007, self-proclaimed vampire hunters broke into the tomb of Slobodan Milošević, former president of Serbia and Yugoslavia, and staked his body through the heart into the ground. Although the group involved claimed this act was to prevent Milošević from returning as a vampire, it is not known whether those involved actually believed this could happen or if the crime was simply politically motivated.^[31]

ASFJLKAFJKAFAJFHASJKFHAF WHAT. HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS.

There was even an Ananova news link.

But seriously, guys, this is an Internet hoax ...right?

...right?

~~June

Someone should write one of those historical fiction books with Milošević as a vampire. I would read it.

Kryptonite! Discovered in Serbia!

"Kryptonite is no longer just the stuff of fiction feared by caped superheroes. A new mineral matching its unique chemistry - as described in the film Superman Returns - has been identified in a mine in Serbia."

milos dear, I always knew you were running evil experiments in that secret supervillian's lab of yours, but this has truly exceeded my expectations. You astound me sometimes, handsome.

However, I will not allow you to interfere with my plans for world domination. Sorry, sugar. It just won't do.

MUAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!


~~June

(Yes, it is 7.50AM in Singapore. I've been at work for an hour. I've been heavily caffeinated. Why do you ask?)